No, by no means does this
scenario have to be acted out on a Thursday night! It can just be a lot
more fun when the business crowd is unwinding at the bar than during the
more family-oriented weekends.
Your objectives are
simple: to "pair up" and head off to a hastily rented room (or, home, if
you're on a budget).
Choose a hotel with a
lounge. For safety's sake we'd recommend avoiding any real dives.
Basically, you may wish to base your decision on whether you feel the
majority of your future audience will be the temporary residents, rather
than primarily locals. We'd also suggest somewhere the music isn't so loud
you can't be heard, unless that's really in keeping with your tastes. If
you'd like to change this scenario to Thursday Night at the Ritz,
that's perfectly fine, also.
You should also decide
beforehand which of you will be the hunter, and which the prey.
Irrespective, the male should dress in appropriate business attire. For
example, a suit and tie would be great -- particularly with the tie
loosened after a long day of work. The female has a bit more leeway in
attire; sexy is always fashionable. Just don't make the mistake of
overdoing it, as you wouldn't want to be mistaken for a hooker (that would
be a different scenario). Think a skirt a couple of inches shorter than
usual, and leaving an extra blouse button or two undone.
Enter the lounge
separately, at least a few minutes apart. Whoever is playing the part of
the "prey" should have a seat at the bar, while the hunter is free to
locate anywhere, but at least a few seats/tables from the prey. By all
means, have a drink or two, before the game begins. If at the bar, feel
free to make some small talk with the bartender, waitress, or other
patrons. If either of you are romantically approached by another patron,
be friendly, but rebuff any advances.
After a while, the hunter
should start stalking the prey. Head over, and begin to flirt shamelessly
with one another. For some comedic relief, you may even want to try some
corny pickup lines, such as "can I buy you a drink," "what's
your sign," or "is that a watermelon in your pants, or are you just
happy to meet me?" Just remember that by all appearances, the two of
you have never met before, so act the part. Move on to the physical:
touches, kisses, etc. Should the bartender or another patron suggest you
"take it upstairs," then by all means agree and do so!
Pop-Up Hint (for the female)
When you are both
sufficiently warmed up (you should know when that is), it's time to go.
Ideally, one of you already has a room at the hotel, where you can retreat
to. Otherwise, head home. In either case, keep up the flirting until you
are in a position to rip one another's clothes off and go at it.
Pop-Up Hint (for the very bold)
Once back to the room (if
staying at the hotel), consider taking advantage of the locale to rent an
"adult" film on the television.
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